1. Overall, which is the better franchise: the Lakers or the Celtics?
2. If you were at a game, and someone was playing that irritating horn from the World Cup right behind you....what would you do to them?
3. Where does Roy Oswalt end up?
4. Albert Haynesworth refuses to play NT, even though his contract is the biggest in NFL history for a defensive player. Is this the most obnoxious contract holdout in sports history? if not, who's was?
5. Can anyone explain to me—clearly and reasonably, how cutie, Jody Applegate ended up dating good broadcaster but Oscar Madison-type schlub, Michael Kay. Please, I really need an explanation.